Funny things are always cool. When you trip in the middle of the street while clad in an Armani suit, it’s cool. Why? Because it’s funny. Worthless things, on the other hand, can be pretty cool but for the most part are just plain irritating. One of these is funny and the other is utterly worthless. Guess which is which.

Get Misdirections For Your Car

In the tradition of things that don’t mean what they say comes the SATNAG, the world’s first driver misdirection system.

Completely incapable of giving any qualified instructions, the SATNAG proceeds to do it anyway and confidently tells you where to go and how to get there. The voice sounds professional and can actually trick you into thinking its for real. Once you start listening intently to the commands, however, you’ll soon realize the folly of letting your kid brother use your car.

Shave A Perfect Sideburn

Most people with a sideburn can shave well enough without ruining them. For those special people who own the dexterity of a 1 year old, there’s always the Slim Trim Razor. The design “innovation” consists of two separate shavers attached to a single handle. One shaver is stationary while the other can travel the length of an accompanying ruler attached to the unit.

To use it to shave around your 1-inch wide sideburns, just position the second shaver to the 1-inch position on the ruler. The result is a precise shave with exactly one inch of separation between the blades in the middle. The problem is since you have bad dexterity in the first place, the blade probably still landed the wrong way.  Tip for you: don’t handle knives.