Made For iPod

Steve Jobs is certainly banking it. Between the iPod’s incredible sales and the abundance of licensing deals with manufacturers who all want to produce “Made For iPod” stuff, the guy is probably neck deep in Benjamins.

Everyone wants to make products for iPods. They don’t care what it is. If it’s made for iPod then there’s a ready consumer base they can market to. They don’t care if it even makes sense in the Twilight Zone. If it’s made for iPod, some idiot will probably buy it.

The iPod Door

Well, Gorenje unveiled plans of making a fridge with an iPod Touch dock and speakers. Who the heck would buy this unless it costs the same as a similarly working fridge?

If that thing sells, then a door with an iPod dock and speakers should sell as well. After all, you have doors in your entryway, bedrooms, bathrooms and basement so an iPod dock makes perfect sense!

The iPod TV

“Wow, the TV is boring, turn the iPod on instead.”

Create a big ass flatscreen plasma and outfit it with an iPod dock. I’m sure people will buy it.

The iPod Dog Collar

Hey, I hang out with my dog a lot so he may as well make himself useful and serve as a dock for my iPod so we can have tunes blasting while I’m walking him out for his morning dump .

The iPod Zune

Maybe people will actually buy a Zune if you outfit it with an iPod dock. Microsoft, are you listening?

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