Does your pet share its master’s love for cool gadgets and novelty toys? It probably doesn’t care since it’s a pet but that doesn’t stop you from trying to find retarded stuff to enjoy with it though. If you’re tired of buying fake bones for your dog and balls of yarn for your cat, why not try these two for a change.

Vibrating Massage Glove

Does your pet need special petting? Sure, your hand rubbing across its body should be nice. For that occasional extra pampering however, the Pet Massage Glove from Harriet Carter might provide a more relaxing touch.

Shaped like an animal’s paw complete with four fingers, the glove is designed to provide an ultra-soft, extra-special massage that your furry friends will love. Even better, it provides a mild vibration that can add an extra tactile sensation that your pet will enjoy.

It is made from ultra-soft fleece, making it a safe and gentle petting glove that won’t hurt or irritate your animal friends. It uses three AAA batteries and costs approximately $20.

Petsafe Micro ID Rescue Collar

Billed as the ultimate pet protection system, the Petsafe Micro ID Rescue Collar is actually quite simple and fail-prone. The collar simply holds a micro USB flash drive which contains your pet’s details – name, owner’s address, etc. If someone finds your cat, they will have to figure out that this cat has a flash drive hidden in his collar, plug the USB into their computer, discover your details inside and return the pet to you. Definitely not fail-safe and definitely not deserving of such a technical-sounding name.