Soap is cool. It cleans you up and makes you smell good. Unfortunately, it often gets shared around the house and used to clean other people’s germ-filled bodily crevices. Do you know where your soap has been today?

For instance, say your roommate got up earlier than you and he takes a dump in the toilet. He finishes, tissues up and decides he wants to wash his ass to ensure a maximum clean. He takes the soap from the holder and runs it smack his dirty bottom. Then, being the nice roommate, he puts it back nicely.

Then, you wake up. You hit the toilet and begin your morning ritual. You brush your teeth, shave, then take the same soap your roommate used and lather it all over your face. From his dirty bottom to your ugly mug. Without any idea what the hell just happened.

If you want to avoid all the unintentional consequences of sharing soap with a roommate who wakes up earlier than you and takes a dump every morning, here’s a quick fix and it’s much simpler than you think:

It’s called the Arse/Face Soap. Each side is clearly labeled and colored. Use the dark side for the ass and the white side for the face. This way, you can avoid the torture of realizing that for the last two years you’ve lived together, you’ve been effectively rubbing your face with your roommate’s ass without realizing it. Never unwittingly wash your face with an undesirable part of the soap again. Available from RED5.